Bologna Quotations

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

Bologna girl, that's me.

I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza.

Reason alone cannot give you a whole steak, but it sure helps with identifying bologna.