I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.
My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.