Chris Quotations | Page 2

Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

If you lack joy, your Christianity must be leaking somewhere

The backslider likes the preaching that wouldn't hit the side of a house, while the real disciple is delighted when the truth brings him to his knees.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

It can't be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more. Any actor will tell you, it's like Christmas.

I have always thought of Christmas time... as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.

Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.

The year end brings no greater pleasure then the opportunity to express to you season's greetings and good wishes. May your holidays and new year be filled with joy.