Christmas Eve Quotations

I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have #‎ Christmas every day!

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

When I discovered libraries, it was like having Christmas every day.

This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potential.