Coke Quotations | Page 2

Chew on this: Human teeth can detect a grain of sand or grit 10 microns in diameter. A micron is 1/25,000 of an inch. If you shrank a Coke can until it was the diameter of a human hair, the letter O in the product name would be about 10 microns across.

George Bush is a fan of mine -- he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

He's not here." "Not here like he just popped around the corner to the bodega for a six-pack of Diet Coke and a box of Krispy Kremes, or not here like...

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

They say - "they" being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can't just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times.

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.

Well, it wasn't like I was going to run out and score heroin and score an ounce of coke - but incidentally, on the road, I would usually get tanked up and as stoned as I possibly could to go on stage. And offstage, it would be a demon that would come up about twice a week.

How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so I wasn't really aware of it. Creatively, I don't think it was that great.

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.

Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.

So when Putin goes out to buy a Coke, thirty seconds later it is known in Washington DC.

Don't do coke I don't blow niggas, I don't tell niggas I show niggas

Ain't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols

Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?

The Coke Foundation is completely separated. Nobody is suggesting that would change. To think they would coordinate it is just not true.

The Coke bottle is a masterpiece of scientific, functional planning. In simpler terms, I would describe the bottle as well thought out, logical, sparing of material and pleasant to look at.

The competition was Coke vs. Pepsi 10 years ago. Our business has evolved over the past 10 years, and with that evolution, we have entered into new categories.

Don't quote the distinction, for the honour of my lord Coke.

Reason is the life of the law.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.

Sometimes, you know, I just feel like I want a Coke, and I drink a Coke.

A coke machine can get a rebound in 20 minutes.

I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

Where are you going?” “To get a Coke!” “Would you—” “No!

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

Well, honey, a shot never does a coke any harm!

If all of your electricity in your lifetime came from nuclear [energy], the waste from that lifetime of electricity would go in a Coke can.

We are so limited, you have to use the same word for loving Rosaleen as you do for loving Coke with peanuts. Isn't that a shame we don't have many more ways to say it?

Klonopin - more deadly than coke

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers

I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.

The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it's too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so -- as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.

I've never seen a system as good as Coke has now.

I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.