You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next episode.
Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.
Fictional comedy tells us that the writer is remarkable. Factual comedy tells us that the world is remarkable. I suppose I prefer to live in a remarkable world.
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
I always think of comedy as being spontaneous, and yet everything about filmmaking is not spontaneous.
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off.
Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy.