but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts....
The media is Obama's scandal condom.
About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms over to Africa and say, here, we're helping you with AIDS, is just going to further the spread of AIDS over there.
Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.’ (Danger)
The condom has saved so many lives and it'll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.
You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.
The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.