Dating Quotations | Page 5

When I was in high school, the genders were so separate from each other. If you weren't 'dating' somebody, you couldn't just be friends with somebody.

We ended up going on our second date, which spiraled into us dating for three years.

So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: '10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He's a lawyer.' He didn't know what was going on. He didn't even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I'm dating their dad!

I was down in the sewer with some little lover.

I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

Once you decide not to worry about that stuff anymore, dating and relationships and love and all that, it's like you're free to get on with real life.

Women were very, very good at 'Pong'. It was part of the dating scene. The number of people who told me they met their wife or husband playing 'Pong' was huge. They were shoulder to shoulder, talking and playing. It was body contact and verbal contact.

I always play women I would date.

I have worked with some of the meanest people in the world. You can't do anything to intimidate me.