Dental Work Quotations

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

I am terribly British. Especially in the eyes of Americans. I drink several gallons of tea a day, I'm often excessively polite and it's only through many years of expensive and painful dental work that I don't have bad teeth.

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.