Divorced Quotations | Page 2

The idea of getting married just to make it socially acceptable and then maybe getting divorced later on seems a creepy way to behave.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

I had learned so much about marriage from Missy that I only had to get divorced two more times.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

Certainly nobody gets married wanting to get divorced or even expecting to - except me.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

Prosperity cannot be divorced from humanity.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

You know, my Friends, how long since in my House For a new Marriage I did make Carouse: Divorced old barren Reason from my Bed, And took the Daughter of the Vine to Spouse

Many lovers have been divorced By having what is free enforced.