Donkey Quotations

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.

A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something.

I don't like to watch myself on screen because in my mind there is a touch of George Clooney about me, but when I see it, there is more than a little Donkey from 'Shrek' about me.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

I initially thought 'Lewis' was a terrible idea. The character had very much been Morse's work donkey and sounding board. But I was persuaded to do it, thinking if it was a flop, at least ITV would stop asking me. But the pilot took off, so we got back on this moving train, and we've never looked back.

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.

Never take advice from a donkey.

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.

I would rather have a donkey that takes me there than a horse that will not fare.

Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole

That which is called firmness in a king is called obstinacy in a donkey

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

...even the donkeys were quiet.

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!

To carry his load without resting, not to be bothered by heat or cold and always be content: these three things we can learn from a donkey

The world would not make a racehorse of a donkey

A donkey usually does not hit his foot twice to the same stone.

A donkey knows no gratitude. - (Knappert, p. 138, Swahili)

A single donkey is a lonely donkey. They are herd animals and want to be with a herd.

The whole basis for Odyssey Interactive was basically a product of brainstorming at Donkey coffee. We literally sat around a coffee table shooting ideas off of one another.

Donkey basketball is a very unnecessary fundraiser to have because it is cruel to the animals.

I've got a better chance of winning the Kentucky Derby on the back of a donkey than they have of winning the Super Bowl with Kyle Boller.

I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago one worth $100.

Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.

I have a photograph of my grandfather driving a donkey cart barefoot.

There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.

It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

Do you think yourself wise? Then there's a donkey inside your waistcoat

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.