Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mohamed Al-Fayed

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.

Arthur Guiterman

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

Bryce Courtenay

Never take advice from a donkey.

C. S. Lewis

The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.

I would rather have a donkey that takes me there than a horse that will not fare.

A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or something.

Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole

Bonnie Jo Campbell

I grew up with donkeys, as well as horses, but I'm more interested in donkeys.

A. A. Milne

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

Kevin Whately

I initially thought 'Lewis' was a terrible idea. The character had very much been Morse's work donkey and sounding board. But I was persuaded to do it, thinking if it was a flop, at least ITV would stop asking me. But the pilot took off, so we got back on this moving train, and we've never looked back.

A single donkey is a lonely donkey. They are herd animals and want to be with a herd.

The whole basis for Odyssey Interactive was basically a product of brainstorming at Donkey coffee. We literally sat around a coffee table shooting ideas off of one another.

A donkey usually does not hit his foot twice to the same stone.

A donkey knows no gratitude. - (Knappert, p. 138, Swahili)

Charles Spurgeon

Do you think yourself wise? Then there's a donkey inside your waistcoat

Jason Smith

They used to have horses and donkeys in the parade.

The world would not make a racehorse of a donkey

We've mobilized our fleet of donkeys and mules and they'll trot off and carry the election materials up the mountain.

That which is called firmness in a king is called obstinacy in a donkey

Christopher Paolini

...even the donkeys were quiet.

D. H. Lawrence

If a woman's got nothing but her fair fame to feed on, why, it's thin tack, and a donkey would die of it!

Emilia Clarke

My dad took me for an audition once, to show me, 'OK, you want to be a child actor, this is what it's like.' I sang a folk song about donkeys on this West End stage with this big director, and there was a queue of 200 girls all singing 'Memory.' I was terrible. Terrible.

Stephen Mangan

I don't like to watch myself on screen because in my mind there is a touch of George Clooney about me, but when I see it, there is more than a little Donkey from 'Shrek' about me.

Al Sharpton

I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

We have sent smaller 1-ton vehicles to carry the food, as the 15-ton trucks were unable to move in smaller villages that were accessible. We plan to have animals such as donkeys or horses to help transport the food later.

To carry his load without resting, not to be bothered by heat or cold and always be content: these three things we can learn from a donkey

Tatiana Maslany

I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.

Rick Riordan

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....

George Herbert

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.

Ernest Shackleton

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.

Donkey basketball is a very unnecessary fundraiser to have because it is cruel to the animals.

Michael Rosenbaum

I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago one worth $100.