Dukes Quotations

I feel very competitive with Robert Morse off-set. We often duke it out. He always wins.

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards!

When I got through, Duke Ellington stood up and started the applause.

If I were to put on Barbra Streisand and Duke Ellington, one might say the combination isn't good.

I would watch 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on loop. At one point I had 30 televisions in my bedroom and I would watch it over and over.

Children and teenagers don't easily relate to stories about kings and dukes, and to tell only stories about kings and dukes is to ignore the regular people.

A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life.

I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

Imagine if all those kings and dukes hadn't commissioned those crazy cathedrals, paintings and music... we'd still be living in sticks and mud. Because none of those things made any economic sense. Human beings' capacity to 'waste time' is a miracle - but that's exactly what art is for.

I like a good old-fashioned fistfight if people are pissed off at each other. I just feel like if you're really mad and want to have a fight, then put your dukes up.

Duke Ellington was famous for hs very original harmonic patterns.

The parson knows enough who knows a Duke.

Frazier was not a big man at all. Frazier was about 5'9, but he would make anyone run. Put up your dukes and cover up because he's coming. He never backed up from anyone.

We've always had a sense of humor about ourselves, ... Heck, we need it when things like 'The Dukes of Hazzard' come around.

I like to think Duke Ellington would probably embrace a fragrance as well.

Absolutely committed to spending the rest of my life as a spokesman for the rights of European Americans.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

The duke sounded like he was trying to convince himself. “Have you ever done this before?” “Set up someone by pretending to be someone else? Sure. Pretended to get killed? Not so much.

I was struck with a bolt of distilled horror like I have never known before. Far worse than suddenly finding yourself walking through a prison cafeteria wearing Daisy Duke shorts and a Jane Fonda headband.

Shows have a tendency to end when they're over. 'The Dukes of Hazzard' has not ended for the fans, and it has not ended for the cast or the crew, and I'm very proud to be a part of that.

Peter Dukes shot 47 percent in 1991-92 when (future NBA draft pick) Adam Keefe was in the post. When Keefe graduated the next year, Peter's percentages dropped, because opponents could adjust. One key to sharpshooter success is a balanced team.

I'm a little bit embarrassed about it. It's not the Dukes of Hazzard that we worked very hard on for seven years.

The people that remember the Dukes now live in Florida and are out on the shuffle board court.

Hockey historians say the handshake dates to English settlers in Canada, who preached an upper-class version of sportsmanship in the 19th century. Soon, tough kids in urban and prairie rinks began imitating imagined dukes and earls of the old country.

Joss is doing a little movie called Wonder Woman. I'd slap on the Dukes for that!

Down with Dukes of Hazzard!

The poor old Duke [of Wellington]! What shall I say of him? To be sure he was born in Ireland, but being born in a stable does not make a man a horse.

Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.

And these are the sons of Aholibamah Esau's wife; duke Jeush, duke Jaalam, duke Korah: these were the dukes that came of Aholibamah the daughter of Anah, Esau's wife.

Dukes of Hazzard. I watch it every night.

The ripple effect of Dr. Dukes cuts right across the case in Hamilton as well.

I told Dukes it's a blessing in disguise. He's a great athlete, and he's going to be a great player. He's probably one of the more athletic people we have on the team.

I want to know whether or not Dr. Dukes is still on their list of experts.

To get elected as a Democrat, it`s hard to be from the city. It`s hard to be a graduate of Duke University.

Jessica's Daisy Dukes are even shorter than Catherine Bach's, which I honestly didn't think was possible.

JP shouted, "TELL THEM WHAT YOU JUST DID TO EACH OTHER!" "Um," I said. "We kissed," the Duke said. "That's kinda gay," Keun said. "I AM A GIRL." "Yeah, I know, but so is Tobin," Keun said.

The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence.

To this day, The Duke and I remains particularly close to my heart; I felt it was the novel in which my writing took a huge leap forward.

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

It's like Duke Ellington said, there are only two kinds of music - good and bad. And you can tell when something is good.

I remember the night when I was playing at Birdland, and Duke Ellington walked in wearing that cap of his and with all his elegance. The Duke then came backstage, and I was there with my band. That's the one thing I miss.

[Prince] could very well be the Duke Ellington of Rock 'n' Roll.

Perhaps you'd care for a synonym bun," suggested the duke.

Oh dear, all those words again," thought Milo as he climbed into the wagon with Tock and the cabinet members. "How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a--" "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it goes without saying.

Don't cry pretty girl. Who you are is why you're so good at everything. You won't let yourself be otherwise. And thats what fascinates me." Duke- Lament

Do you still throw spears at each filmother?

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

You managed not to get eaten then?

You look like you're ready for bed!

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

The bastards murdered half my family

A prince can mak a belted knight, A marquis, duke, and a' that; But an honest man's aboon his might: Guid faith, he maunna fa' that.

I heard Sidney Bechet play a Duke Ellington piece and fell in love with the soprano saxophone.

You mean to say he became mad deliberately?' ...Nothing is more likely,' said the duke.

My teachers are Duke Ellington and nature.

No difference exists between American and European manners. A proletarian from Chicago can be just as Philistine as an English duke.

Everyone marries the Duke of Westminster. There are a lot of duchesses, but only one Coco Chanel.

The Duke [John Wayne] was a massive figure. He looked like a heavy piece of hauled lumber, and it didn't seem like any man could stand shoulder to shoulder with him.

The Duke of Wellington brought to the post of first minister immortal fame,-a quality of success which would almost seem to include all others.

LEONATO Neighbours, you are tedious. DOGBERRY It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own part, if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in my heart to bestow it all of your worship.

Well, at the very beginning of the Amboy Dukes, I was doing background but I never sang my own songs. I would sing them for the guys to show them how I wanted the songs to go, but I always had lead vocalists.

The guy you see on the screen isn’t really me. I’m Duke Morrison, and I never was and never will be a film personality like JOHN WAYNE . I know him well. I’m one of his closest students. I have to be. I made a living out of him.

Lives the man that can figure a naked Duke of Windlestraw addressing a naked House of Lords?