Fainting Quotations

I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It’s not going to kill me. I wake up five minutes later and I’m OK

He caught her as if he were used to catching fainting girls, as if he did it everyday.

I was a bit of a Victorian Lady, fainting-wise.

The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting.

Now piercèd is her virgin zone; She feels the foe within it. She hears a broken amorous groan, The panting lover's fainting moan, Just in the happy minute.

We had people fainting during the last tour, but I'm aiming for people to actually drop dead at this one.