Fats Quotations | Page 3

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

There will come a time where I'm not gonna do this anymore. I mean, there will come a time, definitely, where I'll turn into Elvis I'm gonna be fat and fishin', I guarantee you.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

Women of color: if you're over 40 and you get fat, you will work. But if you're hot and over 40 and a woman of color, they don't know what to do with you.

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats.

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat.

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.

I was always handsome under all the fat.

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life.

We swallowed a few bites-not to much scince the food of the gods can burn you to ashes is you overindulge. I guess thats why you don't see many fat gods

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

Yes, I was fat, but I dealt with it by simply never thinking about it. It is useful, when you are fat, to have a lot of other things to think about.

Trans fats really are a metabolic poison.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

Litigation only makes lawyers fat.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

I can't wait to retire from acting and just sit around and get fat.

Your worm is your only emperor for diet; we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.

A man must take the fat with the lean.

A fat kitchin, a lean Will.

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine...

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

Do you know we are being led to Slaughters by placid admirals & that fat slow generals are getting Obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by t.v.

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom.

Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat.

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet.