Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
Art is the proper task of life.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
Even the gods love jokes.
The follies of the wise man are known to himself, but hidden from the world.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.