Foxholes Quotations

Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death.

There are no atheists in the foxholes of Bataan...

My favorite picture is a picture of American soldiers surrounding a guy in a foxhole, Iraqi soldier, and the American guy says, "We're not going to harm you. We're American soldiers."

There are no atheists in foxholes and there are no libertarians in financial crises.

There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.

The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, "There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.