Funny Baseball Quotations

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.