Funny Best Friend Quotations

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

No friendship is an accident.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.