Funny Birthday Quotations | Page 2

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

A man who views the world the same...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.