Funny Simpsons Quotations

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

The strong must protect the sweet.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.