Funny Soccer Quotations

At least is was a victory and at least we won

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

Football's all about 90 minutes

Playing in Italy was like being in a foreign country.

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got

We are really the victims of our own problems

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces