Funny Wedding Quotations

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.

The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.

In the end, it's all about perseverance.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.