Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.