Getting Laid Quotations

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

I only got into comedy to get laid

At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!