Harry Dresden Quotations

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

I don't believe in faeries!

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.

Marcone's scum, but he's his own scum" -Harry Dresden

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.