Headache Quotations | Page 2

I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

I have a terrific headache.

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.