Hell Quotations | Page 6

When the word of God says one thing and scholarship says another, scholarship can go to hell.

Some ministers say, 'If you don't repent you'll die and go to a place the name of which I can't pronounce.' I can! You'll go to hell!

You know, look, if I could strangle these people and not go to hell and get executed, I would, but I can't.

He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

You cannot pray them out of hell.

Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell

If there is a worse place than Hell, I am in it.

Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audience asks, 'How the hell did he do that?' then the experiment was successful.

I live in my deepest hell and from there I cannot fall any further.