Hilarious Quotations | Page 2

Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.

It's almost hilarious and ridiculous at some level. But we're definitely serious about that test.

I always say, the bigger the hair, the smaller the hips!

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

They misunderestimated me.

This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.

The idea that an indie-rock kid can be made into a TV idol, a heartthrob, is hilarious and gratifying to people in our world,

Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really tangential things. It was inspiring because I felt really challenged to be my best.