Hitch Quotations

As a coach, they would love to sit there and say, 'It's going to be five steps, you're going to hitch up into a perfect pocket, you're going to look at number one - no; you're going to go to number two - no.' It doesn't work that way.

One of my few childhood memories is as an eight-year-old, refused permission to watch the Hitchcock season on Irish television, sneakily viewing 'The Birds' though a crack in the living-room door. It transformed my hitherto perfectly enjoyable half-mile walk to school, down a country lane patrolled by watchful birds, into a terrifying ordeal.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things

Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Who is this god person anyway?

What's up?" [asked Ford.] I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.