Hitchhiking Quotations | Page 2

When is the last time you saw a Lamborghini sale?

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.

The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual.

Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome.