Hog Quotations

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

Debt can be the most addictive thing in the universe, and it can kill you. You get used to living high off the hog. It was intoxicating.

Years ago, hog farmers were giving the manure away, even paying to get rid of it. Now they're being asked for it and getting paid. It's economically feasible now. It's a valuable resource and if it's managed properly it's a win-win situation.

We have no more space for horses in the stalls. We have no more space for cattle. We've had to cap or limit our hog and sheep entries.

Expect hogs to eat a lot more in the presence of a lot of hog wash.

The production intentions of hog producers will be of particular interest. The report will reveal whether producers' modest expansion plans have changed as a result of an extended period of relatively low feed prices.

I've never ridden a hog. I only have sport bikes. But that's basically how I get around L.A. Because traffic is horrendous.

On the bathroom scale he weighs 50 pounds. We took him out to the hog scales and he weighed 46 pounds.

I am committed like the hog, ... The hog supplied the bacon, you know.

If a man becomes fat and a great eater, if he is sleepy and rolls himself about, that fool, like a hog fed on wash, is born again and again.

I think the odds are good that the Red Sox will resist that kind of stuff. I don't see any evidence in new ownership history that they will go hog wild on all the champagne they swilled last night and spend money in a foolish way.

I think the odds are good that the Red Sox will resist that kind of stuff, ... I don't see any evidence in new ownership history that they will go hog wild on all the champagne they swilled last night and spend money in a foolish way.

I think I've been blessed with the upbringing of parents who told you ... There's an old saying, 'If he tells you a hog weighs five pounds, wrap it up.' That pretty much says it.

That's the hog farmer, man, the hog farmer's gonna show up and play. For him to show the way he did - that's a blessing. I'm proud to say I'm his teammate.

We are not going hog wild restraining American liberties. In fact, the trend has been to provide more and more protections.

You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.

I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

If we must die, let it not be like hogs Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot, If we must die, O let us nobly die.

This will eliminate the need for the tent and free up more space in the hog and sheep barns.

With research completed, North Carolina is poised to lead the nation in sustainable hog production. It's time to turn research into reality and put the results and the benefits directly into the hands of farmers. The next step is to figure out how to make alternative technologies more affordable, and this won't happen in a lab or pilot project. There are a lot of motivated farmers who are stepping forward and want the new technologies as soon as possible. They should get them, and be rewarded for their pioneer spirit.

Be proud. Don't put yourself down, because others will follow your lead. I think that the biggest reason America is losing a lot of small swine producers is because most would rather be in some other agriculture-related field making more money. I also think that most large operation hog producers are proud of what they do.

every rest area, historical mile marker and tourist trap between a grocery store parking lot in Mount Union and a hog farm in the alleged center of the United States.

Don't hog the limelight. If your boss praises you for a project you've been involved with, give credit to the rest of the team.

The results were so good because virtually everything was pretty good. The yields in southern Minnesota were outstanding, hog farms were very profitable, and dairy farms had a pretty good year. We had that perfect storm.

There's got to be a point where the state legislature or somebody says wait a minute, there's hog free zones. We got to have that. We got to have some local control back for our board to be able to say 'no'.

The same issues which are depressing the consumer confidence numbers are going to depress holiday sales, ... Christmas is going to show up this year as it shows up every year. The question is, how generous are people going to be? Are they going to go whole hog and return to the decadent spending levels of three or four years ago? No, clearly not. People are going to be buying toys, but how many presents they buy, how wide that circle of gift giving is really is in question.

I wanted him like a hog wants slop,

August looks like it is going to be a good month for us, ... As we look into the fall season, hog prices have held up quite a bit stronger than others have predicted.

As long as people are raising private money in big numbers to finance expensive campaigns, you're going to have big contributors who have special interests controlling the outcome, whether it's video poker or the hog farmers or tobacco companies or the trial lawyers.

Your goals will change. Forty years ago, I wanted to go into beef production. Twenty years ago I started my own hog business that has grown into an agri-business today. My goals today are to create something that our grandchildren will remember us for. I believe we have a tool for our family to use to succeed within agriculture -- if they choose.

This is not feral hog eradication. We will be using legal means to reduce the population so we can reduce damage.

They don?t want to limit growth; they don?t want a health ordinance. But they sure as hell don?t want a hog farm next to them without a say in it.

It was the best game. I didn't think I would ever get back to Louisville, and I didn't care because I was in basketball hog heaven. It was a great game, and they have a great program.

It's adorable. Wherever that bongo is, the hog is usually nearby.

It's not really dirty and it doesn't really stink either. The grease traps are worse (than the septic tanks). People think it's a dirty job but I'll tell you this, I'd rather do this than be on a hog farm.

That's the all-time example of a blind ground hog finding an acorn.

Everybody wants green space, no development, and you've got that with these horse farms, ... There's a little development by my farm with two or three homes sold, and in every ad selling these houses it says, look at the beautiful horse farm. If it was a hog farm or chicken farm or dairy farm they wouldn't mention it. No one would want to live next to it.

I'm sure they had to pretty much hog tie Elvis to get him to cut that song, but that was the days when he did what the studio told him to do.

Integrated hog operations tend to like to have their own feed-milling capacity. They tend to locate hogs generally within 50 to 60 miles of that feed mill.

Clearly, something more needs to be done. The hog population down there is exploding.

Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.

The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go and they burrow.

Don't be a hog: the only time a hog helps the community is when he dies.

I hadn't talked to him in many, many years. He got a bad rap on "Heaven's Gate." I actually live in the hog ranch from "Heaven's Gate" in Montana. Mike [Cimino] gave me that set, the whorehouse, that's my house.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

I wouldn’t say I’m a ball hog. I’m a shooter. I don’t necessarily hog the ball, but I put them up, though. I definitely much rather shoot it than pass it. That’s just how I am.

Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I'm in hog heaven.

They use everything about the hog except the squeal.

The hog that ploughs not, not obeys thy call, Lives on the labours of this lord of all.

This making of Christians will raise the price of hogs.

(Chicago) Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders

We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.