Hole Quotations | Page 7

Our whole life is but a greater and longer childhood.

Sometimes I wake up and stretch and do 20 minutes on the treadmill, or anything to just break a sweat. And then I have the weekends where I can get out and play nine holes and maybe go to the gym.

I love my mother so much, because I see the whole of her.

It is true I'd rather get a hole in one than win an Academy Award.

We're in hyperdrive. These wholesale increases are going to be felt almost immediately.

We're in a very deep hole on job market, ... We've had a couple of steps in the right direction, but we have a lot farther to dig ourselves out.

Where they're tucking the flags, you can really look silly...you've got to maybe play a little bit more safe at some holes and I think I'll remember that for tomorrow's round. But I've got to be happy with that start.

When you walk the rest of the course, it's just another golf tournament. This hole is so unique. I don't think any other tournament has tried to build something like this. The players know it's here, they know it's coming. It's just part of the deal playing here.

When you walk into a room, you assess it instantaneously, habitually, before you're even aware of it. I mean, you make sure there's not a hole you're going to fall into, but mostly you're not even aware of what you're thinking.

I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.