I Am The Best Quotations

I am the best. There is nobody better than me.

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis.

I am the best in the world at what I do.

I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a kamikaze pilot.

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.

I am the best there ever was!

I have no stress, because I am the best.

I am the best in baseball.