Ira Quotations | Page 4

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

Even when I was in the orphanage, when I was roaming the street trying to find enough to eat, even then I thought of myself as the greatest actor in the world. I had to feel the exuberance that comes from utter confidence in yourself. Without it, you go down to defeat.

Imagination means nothing without doing.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

Strokes are preventable and treatable. Prompt treatment of patients experiencing stroke saves lives and reduces disability.

In physics, to be in two places at the same time would be a miracle; in politics it seems not merely normal, but natural.