Joints Quotations

I enjoy the burger joint the same way I enjoy fancy meals.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Markets are as old as the crossroads. But capitalism, as we know it, is only a few hundred years old, enabled by cooperative arrangements and technologies, such as the joint-stock ownership company, shared liability insurance, double-entry bookkeeping.

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over

The joint lubrication was not what it was when I was competing, and I decided that not having arthritis or rheumatism for the rest of my life was a lot more important to me than returning to the track.

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed.

Marathons are hard because of the physical pain, the pounding on the muscles, joints, tendons.

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. Discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint.

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides.

Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers.

Whether you are doing it in the bar, the church, the strip joint, or the Himalayas, the first duty of music is to complement and enhance life.

All the men in the joint raised me up, told me what to do, what was right and wrong, told me when to sit down, when to stand up, I just did whatever I was told.

I did smoke a joint and I did inhale. The bottom line is that's what it was in the '70s, that's what I did.

Mistrust must be acted on, and effective action by the ruled is not solitary and singular, but joint and repeated.

I would suggest respectfully to the president that he is not the sole decider. The decider is a shared and joint responsibility.

Channing does a very good impersonation of men at female strip joints.

Society is joint action and cooperation in which each participant sees the other partner's success as a means for the attainment of his own.

You hold on to old experiences: injuries, injustices, and great love affairs, too. And you hold them in your joints and your organs, and wear them on your skin.

I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.

Moreover, joint occurrences tend to be better recalled than instances when the effect does not occur. The proneness to remember confirming instances, but to overlook disconfirming ones, further serves to convert, in thought, coincidences into causalities.

I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant...

I had polio when I was 13. I started feeling stiff, my joints ached, and over a two-week period I lost my coordination and 20 pounds.

They grow stiff in the joints. They get in a rut. They go to seed.

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort.

I gave you prophecy on my first joint, and y'all lamed out Didn't really appreciate it, 'til the second one came out

The national debt has given rise to joint stock companies, to dealings in negotiable effects of all kinds, and to agiotage , in a word to stock-exchange gambling and the modern bankocracy .

The aggregate capital appears as the capital stock of all individual capitalists combined. This joint stock company has in common with many other stock companies that everyone knows what he puts in, but not what he will get out of it.

Yoga has stopped me from destroying my joints after running. It slows me down.

You know, my joints don't feel sore as much, I digest food a lot better, my hands feel less swollen so I feel really good,

Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known.

It was a joint, which put it one slippery step up from a dive.

I had a joint once and I didn't feel right for a whole year

I am creating an atmosphere! Oh, Unc, we’ve finally got bodies in this joint! Paying bodies. We could have a good racket going here.” “I’m not interested in a ‘racket.’ I’m an academic.” “That’s okay, Unc. I won’t hold it against you.

The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating a joint situation center to pool and analyze intelligence.

The era of the Single Savior is over. What is needed now is joint action, combined effort, collective co-creation.

The second one, the joint Truth and Friendship Commission, which we started now with Indonesia, that is the one that has been criticized; its terms of reference call for providing amnesty for those who cooperate in telling the truth. It does not lead to prosecution.

Things gain meaning by being used in a shared experience or joint action.

The Palm is a joint for sadists to entertain masochists.

If every American for one week refused to eat at a fast-food joint, it would bring concentrated animal feeding operations to their knees.

Many states favor joint custody.

Animal experimentation has been essential to the development of all cardiac surgery, transplantation surgery, joint replacements and all vaccinations.

All I need is the breakthrough. The joint-venture for my clothing. Same as Stella McCartney has...

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

You can't roll a joint on an iPod, buy vinyl.

My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live.

I will not do a role that I don't think I can do, that I'm not interested in, where there's no humanity, that doesn't have any kind of handle for me at all because I know I'll just stink the joint up.

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'

You don't want to ruin a kid's life for having a joint,

In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too

It was strange: When you reduced even a fledgling love affair to its essentials--I loved her, she maybe loved me, I was foolish, I suffered--it became vacuous and trite, meaningless to anyone else. In the end, it's only the moments that we have, the kiss on the palm, the joint wonder at the furrowed texture of a fir trunk or at the infinitude of grains of sand in a dune. Only the moments.

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.

The time is out of joint.

The time is out of joint : O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right!

The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy; his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure.

'Tis not a lip, or eye, we beauty call, But the joint force and full result of all.

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

It's in my interest, in ours perhaps, or maybe the interests of the greater good, for me to smoke a joint, and calm down.

The task of management is to make people capable of joint performance, to make their strengths effective and their weaknesses irrelevant.

We should not exercise the body without the joint assistance of the mind; nor exercise the mind without the joint assistance of the body.

A Swaraj government means a government established by the free joint will of Hindus, Mussalmans and others.

I've never met anybody who's had a flashback in my life and I took millions of trips in the Sixties, and I've never met anybody who had any problem. I've had bad trips, but I've had bad trips in real life. I've had a bad trip on a joint. I can get paranoid just sitting in a restaurant; I don't have to take anything.

If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it.

Man is priest, and scholar, and statesman, and producer, and soldier. In the divided or social state these functions are parcelled out to individuals, each of whom aims to do his stint of the joint work, whilst each other performs his.

Humans were built to look back; that's why we have that swivel joint in our necks

Don't look back, never look back. How often do people tell themselves that after an experience that is exceptionally good (or exceptionally bad?)? Often, I suppose. And the advice usually goes unheeded. Humans were built to look back; that's why we have tat swivel joint in our necks.

I don't smoke as many joints as I used to.

I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.