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We haven't had that prior to this season. The seniors help run practice, help mentor younger players and they know the offense, defense, stretching drills and what jokes I'm going to tell. Coming into this year, we won't have to work so much with the fundamentals and we can elevate our level of play and expand ourselves on both sides.
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Laughter Quotes
We're just asking people to kind of look at how they're getting their comedy a little bit differently. Since it's not joke-driven in a traditional sense, the jokes are coming out of how we ratchet up the size of the elephant in the room. If you're invested in the characters and you're onboard with them on an emotional level, that laugh will come out of a relatable place.
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Beat Quotes
Bergman is loaded, they have so many kids that can do some many things. The thing about Bergman is they are going to bring a lot of people over here and will have a good crowd behind them. Coach (Bobby) Howard does a great job. He jokes around that they will come over here and lose three games, but I think they'll beat somebody and may be three people. They can win this thing.
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Accounts Quotes
I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, but I'll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that's how I get my gossip - by stalking fans.
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Complaints Quotes
People don't expect this kind of material from me but we have done edgy stuff on Rove Live . When (the late) Pope John Paul was in hospital and then given the all-clear we were making jokes about him. We knew we would get complaints and we did but that didn't stop us doing the jokes.
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Good Quotes
It's a difficult line to tread, where sometimes you go to the movies or you watch someone do publicity for movies or TV shows, and they do all the jokes that are good in the promotion of it, and you see the movie, and you're like, 'I kind of get it already. I'm not that psyched about it.'
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Bowls Quotes
It strikes me as one of nature's greatest jokes that the types of food we all like to eat more than anything (especially in winter) are the very things that cause the most insane weight gain - mounds of fluffy mashed potato, hot, thickly buttered toast, huge, steaming bowls of pasta, great big... actually, I'll stop there.
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Again Quotes
I've got the support of so many people. Rainer Bonhof assured me I've got a future, as did Walter Smith. I also got a phone call from Ally McCoist while I was in hospital. Ally was his usual jovial self and spent most of the call cracking jokes and winding me up. That helped me smile again and I'm much more positive now.
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Best Quotes
I'm not good at narrative; I'm really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for a while in college. What I do is I just write tons of jokes, then I sort them out in terms of quality and then pick the best of the jokes and then try to form them into a plot. If I get a good theme going, I feel lucky.