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What good would it do to send the 'church lady' to an erotica convention? She's going to get laughed out of the building.

We just had a talk at the Pro Bowl I think the year after he came back. We kind of laughed it off. It was just part of the game.

When I started here, we went 6-10 and watched other teams dance on our field to our music. I've seen us go from a team people laughed at to a team people have to respect. Now we're at the Super Bowl trying to build a dynasty.

We don't usually win things, but if you're going to be in competition, you might as well win. I've been laughed out of Venice with my films.

We certainly didn't walk round campus with our heads held high. We were embarrassed. When we came back to campus our fans laughed and made fun of us. But the only way we were going to erase that memory was to go out and have some positive wins.

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle.

Brian laughed at me in court, and said the money wasn't worth anything at all.

And they laughed him to scorn. But when he had put them all out, he taketh the father and the mother of the damsel, and them that were with him, and entereth in where the damsel was lying.

I started out on my brother-in-law's team. He had a terrific team. He needed a sub in the summer when the guys went on vacation. Going from baseball to softball, I bent over the plate. I had never seen a riser like that under my chin. The whole team laughed at me.

The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.

Schedules on TV are so tight, and it feels like they get tighter and tighter with every passing year. The idea of asking where your character's come from or where they grew up - you would just get a little bit laughed at.

Prior to 'Tokyo Drift,' the iconic perception of Asians in Hollywood films has been either the Kung Fu guy, the Yakuza guy or some technical genius. It used to be such a joke, to be laughed at rather than with.

People tell me they laughed hard enough to wake their spouses, that they've given away numerous copies to friends, and that it's the one Trek book they'll give to people they wouldn't expect to like others.

A few short years ago, those numbers would have been laughed at as impossible goals. Our agency is constantly examining its strategies and looking at outcomes to determine how we can help the mining industry drive fatality, injury and illness rates down to zero.

Someone told me at halftime I had five assists, but I just laughed at it. The win's more important.

Someone said, 'well, did you coach him?' And I just laughed and said, 'that's like asking somebody if you can coach Michael Jordan on his jump shot. You just can't. He's a natural talent.'

Sometimes I feel ashamed and stupid for all the times I laughed at teenage love and now look at me. I'm a glowing example. I am the demonstration. I am the diagram and charts. I'm all the sappy words and sugary feelings and there's no diffrence. None. And evreyone I ridiculed is throwing tomatoes at me! Sometimes the boys and girls walking down the hall together holding hands or making out against a locker make me want to scream. But I can't because I am just as bad as them.

This is a case where the Bush administration doesn't need to spell out what they did and why they did it. It's as plain as a wart on the nose of a Miss America. Any attempt by Bush's spokespeople to present this as anything other than an admission of error will be laughed out of the public square.

They saw him as the class clown. He was tall and scrawny and always playing practical jokes on teachers. The girls laughed at him but never fancied him.

They kind of laughed it off like it's a big joke, but it's ultimately the same issue.

There was a small boy at the airport, maybe two years old, who came over to me and stood in front of me. I gave him a record that you can only get from me. He laughed and stared. For a second I wished I was no one else but myself. I'll never see him again but he was the most beautiful thing I've seen in a while.

This list enables everyone to take a lighthearted look back at 2005. We laughed at Tom Cruises' shenanigans on Oprah's couch and cringed when we learned of the Pitt/Aniston break up. From Washington to Hollywood, this was a roller coaster year that provided great material for our current list.

It was so pretty I told him that I needed to sell the house I'm in now and move into that one. He laughed and said maybe someday, but right now 'you just don't run fast enough to be able to live in that neighborhood.'

It's such a different environment, I can't even tell you. Ten years ago, knocking on somebody's door saying 'Do you have a bottle of wine?', they would have laughed at me. It certainly has gone more toward wine-drinking than just beer-drinking for sure.

I told everyone who was ready to listen that I had material with pentagonal symmetry. People just laughed at me.

It was a big jerk. That was about it. It was a freak thing. But everyone laughed it off.

It was kind of funny, buttons were flying everywhere. We all laughed and gave him a Gatorade bath in there.

It's very funny, and we really laughed a lot while we were making it and I could always tell how happy the director was by how hard he laughed behind the monitor.

They asked me to come in and read for them. My reading was horrible. I laughed through the whole thing. I couldn't get through one scene because the actor they had there was so bad. But then they called and said I got the part. I don't know. It's very strange.

They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

It was her upbeat nature. She smiled all the time, laughed all the time, a very peaceful nature.

It was just a weird play where I had to step on him or I was going to fall down and not score. I apologized to him, and we both laughed about it. It wasn't something I did intentionally. It's a shame it's getting blown out of proportion.

They would have laughed if you walked in with long shorts.

The rest of the campaigns kind of laughed at us and rolled their eyes and went, 'Yeah right.' Well I think today they're going, 'Oh, man,'

'The Cosby Show' - no one thought there's doctors and lawyers who are married and live in brownstones! Back then no one would have thought we would have an African-American president. They would have laughed in your face.

I laughed during the move. I knew I had him beat so bad.

I laughed at Willie Nelson, wondering why he spends all his life on that tour bus. And I look at myself, and I'm sitting in airplanes half the time.

I laughed at it, but the sentence kind of stuck in my head. It's a pretty crazy thought. People just don't pick up and move to Nepal.

I laughed and I scraped it off. Then I thought that would be a great idea, to get somebody to go to everybody's house and write 'Go Carl Edwards, No. 99.'

I kind of laughed at that a little bit, but it was true. When I'm playing aggressive and looking for my shot and scoring, it keeps the defense honest and gives our team an extra boost. Relying on just three guys to score 20, 25 a night, it's tough.

I had no idea how difficult Sondheim's music would be. All through the rehearsals, I kept flubbing. There were so many tempo changes. I could never get through the opening number without any mistakes. One day, I went up to Hal Prince and offered to leave the show. He laughed it off. He said, 'Don't be silly. That's why we have tryouts.'

I had always sung in choirs. Even when it was something to be laughed at or made fun of, you know, in school. And I was always the kid who was picked at the Christmas concert to sing the solo, you know, while the other kids snickered in the front few rows.

If you laughed earlier in the poem, and I bring you close to tears in the end, that's the best.

I just reached out and grabbed for him. My pinkie caught his face mask. ... We had a talk about it at the Pro Bowl after he came back the next year and laughed it off as part of the game.

I really did the best I could to try to ignore it. When I first heard it, I literally laughed at it. I thought it was a joke. I still think it's a joke. Anything that's not coming from the administration, I don't think there's any need to give any credence to it." ()

I know if my head's down, he's going to get me, too. We laughed about it. It was fun just to see those guys.

If you said in 1995 that Ventura would fully embrace the principles of smart growth, you would have been laughed out of the room, ... But that's exactly what we're seeing today.

If you would have told us we were going to beat a Michigan team like that by 28, I would have probably laughed at you.

If you would have asked us five years ago about placing top 20 nationally, they would have laughed in your face.

I had big dreams when I came here, but this is an incredibly amazing gift, ... If somebody had told me then that this would have happened one day, I would have laughed in their face.

I guess I've done just about everything in life people told me I wasn't able to do, ... I respond pretty well to somebody telling me there's something I can't do. I started wearing glasses when I was 12, and people told me then that anyone who wore glasses could never be a great athlete. And I always took a lot of taunts because I was so big. I was always being challenged as a kid, but I grew stronger, and ((the taunts)) stopped pretty fast. In college they laughed and said I'd trip over the foul line. After a while, that stopped too. I guess you could say I've always had a burning desire to be successful. I still do.

I just laughed when I heard it. To have Lawrence mentioned with Duke, Pittsburgh, and Florida just doesn't make sense.

I just laughed under the bill of my cap. I thought that was a pretty good one.

I just laughed (at Bradley's claims). I don't believe in that. People always think badly about Kent because he doesn't talk a lot. Like he said, ask Joe Carter about him. He's just a quiet person that likes to be alone.

I just laughed about it, ... I just thought if you're going to align yourself with somebody, it might as well be champions. He made his own decisions, not doing something just because you have to do it. He had his own sense of purpose.

It's a good thing to be laughed at. It's better than to be ignored.

She laughed, and the desert sang.

She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart.

He's got a great release and a great arm. He gets rid of the ball fast. I laughed at some of the reports I read, that his arm was only average. His arm is not average. He's got a great arm.

I couldn't believe it. My girls were sitting here we were in hysterics, we laughed so hard.

I began fighting corruption as a young law student and people laughed at me.

A lot of movies will deliver on the promotion but when you go see them, everything you laughed at was in the trailer.

He always said it but I always laughed at him. It's like he says, 'When you're losing, everybody wants your head. And when you're winning, everybody wants to help.' He said a couple times, 'I'm done. This is it. I've had enough.' I just laughed at him and said, 'You know better than that. You'll be back next year.' He enjoys it way too much to call it quits. They'll have to run him out of there to get him out.

How’s Norbert doin’?” Norbert?” Charlie laughed. “The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.” Wha—Norbert’s a girl?

She laughed so easily when she was happy. But also when she was sad.

She laughed, and the sound was so melodic that I knew I wanted to hear it again.

You know I had rather be laughed at than not to be noticed at all…

Morgaine laughed and mocked, but when it was a real trouble, no one could be kinder.

And so they fought. And so they laughed. Friends. And before they knew it, They were inseparable.

Dekka laughed... "Sam: you're still the leader. You're always going to be the leader. It's not something you choose: it's something you are.

Do you ever read any of the books you burn?" He laughed. "That's against the law!" "Oh. Of course.

I found people looked better when they laughed

You know, my first three or four drafts, you can see, are on legal pads in long hand. And then I go to a typewriter, and I know everybody's switching to a computer. And I'm sort of laughed at.

The good thing is I learned discipline when I started playing basketball. My (Liberty) teammates laughed at me when I first got there because I asked what time the team dinner was. They laughed and told me we were on our own.

Also Yoda 's scenes with the Emperor are so show stealing, especially when he Force flings Palpatine head over heels, ... I laughed aloud when Obi-Wan drops in to confront Grievous and his droids on Utapau . With a smirk, completely unbothered by being massively outnumbered he quips, 'Hello there.' Such cocky bravado from a Jedi , really!

And I thought, I've just sent 1,200 children into therapy. I left the stage and fell into hysterics in the wings and looked back on stage and saw the Beast holding my hair. I laughed because he then had to sing a ballad holding this pony tail with this big, huge blue bow on it. I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

The first thing I said to him is 'I guess I owe you a few apologies,' ... He laughed and was just very warm and gracious.

The first day of practice we set some lofty goals, and a lot of people might have laughed at them. But we told them at the very beginning, 'It doesn't matter what the rankings are. All we can do is control ourselves on the floor.' And these guys continue to amaze even me.

The kids were talking about how important their dogs were to them. My daughter said, 'Hey, Dad, that's what you should do. You should start a dog magazine.' I laughed it off, but then began to think about it.

Perhaps Kafka laughed when he told stories [. . . ] because one isn't always equal to oneself.

How do you know who I am?' Denna grinned, almost laughed. 'To know Richard is to know who Kahlan is.

Each life unfulfilled, you see; It hangs still, patchy and scrappy: We have not sighed deep, laughed free, Starved, feasted, despaired,—been happy.

My sister was the one who told me where babies come from. My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to.

That some have never dreamed is as improbable as that some have never laughed.

Sage.” He laughed. “I’m into anything, so long as you’re with me.

The establishment can accept being screwed, but not being laughed at

He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.

Men are contented to be laughed at for their wit, but not for their folly

He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first

We women are always in danger of living too exclusively in the affections; and though our affections are perhaps the best gifts we have, we ought also to have our share of the more independent life -- some joy in things for their own sake. It is piteous to see the helplessness of some sweet women when their affections are disappointed -- because all their teaching has been, that they can only delight in study of any kind for the sake of a personal love. They have never contemplated an independent delight in ideas as an experience which they could confess without being laughed at. Yet surely women need this defense against passionate affliction even more than men.

She laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated-God, I'm sophisticated!

He laughed like an irresponsible foetus.

Built God a church and laughed His word to scorn.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.