Lawns Quotations

Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.

You don't mow another man's lawn!

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Lawns are a form of television

To ferment your own food is to lodge a small but eloquent protest - on behalf of the senses and the microbes - against the homogenization of flavors and food experiences now rolling like a great, undifferentiated lawn across the globe.

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.

Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?" The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires." "The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn?

Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed.

I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

The lawn was white with doctors

I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.

Mowing your lawn is against nature.

A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn.