Liquor Stores Quotations

Because people see violence on the movie screen, they're not going to go out and hold up a liquor store and kill somebody. It really doesn't correlate.

Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.

I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on. If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash, I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him.

History is the heavy traffic that prevents us from crossing the road. We're not especially interested in what it consists of. We wait, more or less patiently, for it to pause, so that we can get to the liquor store or the laundromat or the burger bar.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I prefer liquor store robbers with hungry kids to companies that locate offshore to avoid U.S. taxes.