The teacher usually learns more than the pupils. Isn't that true? "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils," came a low growl from somewhere on the table, "without undergoing a pre-frontal lobotomy."
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.
Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?
Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.
If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything.
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'