Manicure Quotations

You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?

I should get a manicure more often.

Two things I do for maintenance: I get a manicure once a month, and I see my therapist about every six weeks. I am happy to report that, at this point, my nails crack more often than I do.

Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19.

I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure.