Mayonnaise Quotations

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed.

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside...

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.

I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips.

A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem... biting into it!

I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.