If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit, because I know when I was younger I felt like authors were like wizards or something. Turns out they're total muggles.
You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’ —” “What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.
A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of.
I'm not putting them on,” said old Archie in indignation. “I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.
Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!
Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.