Odd Thomas Quotations

If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.

I don't mean to imply that I'm afraid of Death. I'm just not ready to go out on a date with him.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Best thing that can happen to a man is a good woman.

I see dead people. But, then by God, I do something about it!

The most identifying trait of humanity is our abilty to be inhumane to one another.