Old Lady Quotations

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.

I don't want to die an old lady.

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.

...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.

... you're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about ...

It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.