Osama Bin Laden Quotations | Page 2

I will follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.

Ask Osama bin Laden if he's better off now than he was four years ago.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My favorite shot of Osama bin Laden was right between the eyes.

While his removal will not necessarily bring an immediate end to terrorist activity, I have absolutely no doubt that the world is a safer place without Osama Bin Laden.

The U.S. continues the search for Osama bin Laden. Reports suggest that bin Laden is most likely hiding out somewhere remote and barren, where he will not encounter others. The FBI has begun searching theaters showing the movie 'Glitter.'

Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.