Pants Quotations | Page 4

Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.

Home is where the pants aren't

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'

An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong.

I’m taking off my shoes.’’ ‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ ‘‘And my pants.’’ ‘‘Don’t push it, Claire.

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.

Politics is everywhere. It's in your shirt, it's in your pants. It's everywhere.

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.

I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially.

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off!

A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down.

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

Look at all those American preachers who got caught with their pants down. They say one thing and they are doing another. I try to be more honest about it, both in my thinking and my behavior.

Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants,

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV.

Pants get shiny even on a throne.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.

His voice wore no pants.

It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount.

They call me Ricky Fatton. Mind you I've had a lot on my plate recently. I got measured for this suit the other week. They measured my pants, jacket, top to bottom. Bloody hell Ricky you're a Mark F they said, a size up from a marquee.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army." "Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army." "That's SO not the point!

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana.

You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not.

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

Belts are only good for holding up your pants

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one is the real hero?

Toreador pants make your feet look big too

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.

They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

You get ideas across better through listening and the pat-on-the-back method than you do with a kick on the pants.

What I do is live, how I pray is breathe, what I wear is pants.

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.