You don't want to make an enemy of Piers Morgan.
I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.
A pier is a disappointed bridge.
Christine O'Donnell: Well, don't you think as a host, if I say "this is what I want to talk about", that's what we should address? Piers Morgan: Not really, no. You're a politician.
A pier is a disappointed bridge; yet stare at it for long enough and you can dream it to the other side of the Channel.
Piers is always going on about how he hated Stowe. As if that solves everything, as if to hate something means it can't have affected you.
Those we love can but walk down to the pier with us - the voyage we must make alone.