Saying the Washington Post is just a newspaper is like saying Rasputin was just a country priest.
Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.
I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with.
I’m assuming you’re as mystified by this as the rest of us, Rasputin. No. I’m not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child. [silence] This is why I don’t make so many jokes. I never know when is good.
There would be no Lenin without Rasputin.