Retarded Quotations

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

I was always interested in working with people with disabilities, and in high school I worked with people who had Down Syndrome. That was for an agency called AHRC, Association for the Help of Retarded Children. Then I went to college, and throughout college I volunteered for AHRC.

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I collect things that just look retarded.

Movies are one of the bad habits that corrupted our century. Of their many sins, I offer as the worst their effect on the intellectual side of the nation. It is chiefly from that viewpoint I write of them -- as an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming a cultured people.

Neurosis is the natural, logical development of an individual who is comparatively inactive, filled with a personal, egocentric striving for superiority, and is therefore retarded in the development of his social interest, as we find regularly among

I was supposed to be mentally retarded or I was supposed to have died, ... So I'm going to make the best of it.

If a student is struggling, not having a lot of success can impact self-esteem. They can feel like they are retarded or think they have limitations and a sense of inadequacy. If an obstacle can't be conquered, the person might go to extreme measures to try and ignore the problem altogether.

Help! Help! My retarded brother has locked himself in the house and I'm afraid he'll hurt himself! I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop following me and touching me, I'm going to call the police.

He was able to hold a job. He was able to get on the bus, he was able to make car fare, he was able to drive an automobile. He does not automatically define what we believe a mentally retarded person is.

I was lost; I could not understand a word that was coming out of that lady's mouth. So I kept on saying huh, what, when all the sudden she raised her voice and started to yell at me as if I was mentally retarded or something.

My oldest daughter (Teresa Anderson) is developmentally disabled which that's mentally retarded it's just a new word for it that most people don't know, ... I came to have a love for the developmentally disabled and found a need for people serving them in the areas they need help.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

What an incredible thing! How much less they had than other human beings. Mentally retarded, deaf, mute - and still eagerly sanding benches.

And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded.

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss... and they called me slow!

It seems logical that age-related deficits in behavior and brain function could be retarded by consuming foods high in antioxidants and anti-inflammatory compounds. It seems that those with very intense color, like berry fruits and Concord grapes, are the most efficacious.

It's funny like a movie like 'Forrest Gump,' which is, you know, a feature film about a mentally retarded man, ... When you think about it, a lot of the humor came from laughing at Forrest. But you know that the movie was made with a good heart, and you really care about him. And the moviemaker cares about him.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it's a pity.

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

He's not stupid ... he's not a retarded man ... he just doesn't give a shit about you, or anything,

Her attitude toward (Ngai) was of a very caring and patient surrogate mother dealing with a slightly retarded child.

Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled.

Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.

It's cool because you get to see that some of these women are there because they should be. They're actually not good people to be in society. And then, other people are there because they just made a really retarded mistake.

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

The universe couldn't care less about us. I say this very clearly in the film [ "Into the Inferno"]: our planet is "indifferent to scurrying roaches, retarded reptiles and vapid humans alike."

I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves.

He knows, as all the cleverest ones do, that no human being is so interesting that he can't make himself more interesting still by acting retarded at random intervals.

If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person?